Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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