I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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