So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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