Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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