It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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