I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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