Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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I supernannyed him into submission
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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