tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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