I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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