After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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