Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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