i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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