I have demons in me.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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