so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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