a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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