he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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