i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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