Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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