Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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