spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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