He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
is that a dick in a sweater?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize