So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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