Me too!
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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