We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize