I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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