I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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