i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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