Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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