My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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