Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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