he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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