Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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