Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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