I'm eating all of the evidence.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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