Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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