Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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