awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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