New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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