guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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