i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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