Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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