she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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