We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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