Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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