How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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