The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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