No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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I need a hoe opinion
go on
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Drunk is a universal language darling
The air taste purple.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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