K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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