is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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