I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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